Right, yeah yeah, I'll spread it.
[Um!]
. . . Sorry. I know he was your friend.
[Um!]
. . . Sorry. I know he was your friend.
[That's fair he's not mad at that. He doesn't like sorrys much either?]
You seem determined and competent, I think you'll pull it off if anyone can.
You seem determined and competent, I think you'll pull it off if anyone can.
Oh, I'm sorry, are you the only one allowed to make snap judgments on people for motivational speeches? Horseshit.
[He doesn't take much offense to a well-placed shut up either. Just peeling his hat off to fan himself with it.]
True! Listen, um, I'm normally not . . . that panicky. Just bad experiences? You feel me. Being awake at night didn't work out for me before.
True! Listen, um, I'm normally not . . . that panicky. Just bad experiences? You feel me. Being awake at night didn't work out for me before.
Why does everyone keep doxxing me on that before I get the chance to say it?
[grumbling about it? What a baby.]
Don't really understand the purpose of another round of this. I mean, gotta be diminishing returns for the powers that be, right.
[grumbling about it? What a baby.]
Don't really understand the purpose of another round of this. I mean, gotta be diminishing returns for the powers that be, right.
Oh-- pfft, I'm not. For the record. I've, uh, died before. Like a lot! That isn't the new part, it's the whole trapped in the demon world thing that was different. And hey, weaseled my way out of that one. Who the fuck knows how this one's gonna turn out?
So I guess, uh, right back atcha?
So I guess, uh, right back atcha?
[Spinning his umbrella. Which he's using because it's raining and nasty out here and none of y'all think ahead.]
Great! Well that's my one pep talk for the year.
Great! Well that's my one pep talk for the year.
[Well! Just seeking Lili out wherever she is.]
So, in your estimation, how did that go?
So, in your estimation, how did that go?
[BEES??? Anyway yes, he is pretty eager for that Tea actually. And, I really hate to say it. But he's partially changed out of the bloody clothes, but he's still in the bloody shirt. Apparently, he kind of likes the statement it makes.
He also still stinks of Death.]
What-- Listen, shoving him into the pit was totally an accident! It was just supposed to be for show, and then he didn't jump! It wasn't an on purpose murder!
[that wasn't what she was referring to]
He also still stinks of Death.]
What-- Listen, shoving him into the pit was totally an accident! It was just supposed to be for show, and then he didn't jump! It wasn't an on purpose murder!
[that wasn't what she was referring to]
[DON'T HE HAS 12 HIT POINTS]
He was going to jump in the pit on his own! It was his idea! We-- figured the solution would be, like, acting it out. A fun little murder play! But it was for real murder! I didn't mean it, and anyway, he's fine, so it like, barely counts!
[at least you know if he ever actually does murder he is just immediately confessing wildly]
He was going to jump in the pit on his own! It was his idea! We-- figured the solution would be, like, acting it out. A fun little murder play! But it was for real murder! I didn't mean it, and anyway, he's fine, so it like, barely counts!
[at least you know if he ever actually does murder he is just immediately confessing wildly]
He was fine with it! He said I did a good job and everything!
[is.
That doesn't sound like an apology.]
[is.
That doesn't sound like an apology.]
[ARMS CROSSED TIGHTLY, LIKE A KID GETTING SCOLDED. EXCEPT IT WAS A MURDER.]
Again, that's not my fursona! Why do people keep saying that!
Again, that's not my fursona! Why do people keep saying that!


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