[LOOK, HE'S SORRY THAT HE'S SO DIFFICULT AND STUBBORN. Dealing with other difficult swords is one thing but this is just next-level?!]

I know! [And yet he still owns it like he's vaguely proud... It's part of his identity okay.] But I don't know what to do to make it so that thing is less difficult! It's just getting creepier and creepier.

[But oh, there's his favorite shop - time to swing in!!]