[ beau is 100% here because she smells food and she wants some, no shame whatsoever. she grins at lili. ]
Nope. Can I have whatever the fuck it is you're cooking? It smells awesome.
Nope. Can I have whatever the fuck it is you're cooking? It smells awesome.
[ a pause. ]
I mean, I wasn't worried until you just said something. [ she takes the plate, though. ] Trying to get a headstart on the murder thing?
[ whatever, she takes a bite. just kill her, it's fine. ]
I mean, I wasn't worried until you just said something. [ she takes the plate, though. ] Trying to get a headstart on the murder thing?
[ whatever, she takes a bite. just kill her, it's fine. ]
[ she looks amused by it, anyway. beau prefers bluntness. ]
I'm immune to poison, so it's fine. [ shrug. ] Stomach of steel.
I'm immune to poison, so it's fine. [ shrug. ] Stomach of steel.
Yes I'm actually trained to be immune to poison, not that it's any of your fucking business. [ beau sounds amused still though! sometimes her speech is way more aggressive than she feels. ] I'm a monk. It's a thing.
I had a teacher. It's a whole thing with ki and meditation and stuff, it's boring.
Yeah, I guess so. I can't use my ki right now, which figures. But I'm not half bad in a fight. It's really hard to kill me.
[ her lips twitch. ] Sure.
I can't guarantee it's gonna work since you don't have ki and I don't either, but I can take a shot at it.
I can't guarantee it's gonna work since you don't have ki and I don't either, but I can take a shot at it.
[ achievement unlocked ]
Fuck yeah, now that's something I can get behind. [ beau says, with a laugh. ] I'm Beau. Ditto on this being fucking terrible.
I'll teach you how to punch shit and we can knock the person who put us here around, deal?
Fuck yeah, now that's something I can get behind. [ beau says, with a laugh. ] I'm Beau. Ditto on this being fucking terrible.
I'll teach you how to punch shit and we can knock the person who put us here around, deal?
[ she - loves this? beau loves this, what the fuck ]
Okay, so how much about punching do you know, do you have any sort of training at all? [ she says, while still eating. ]
Okay, so how much about punching do you know, do you have any sort of training at all? [ she says, while still eating. ]
[ at least she's not alone in being used to danger ]
Gotcha, okay. [ sniff. ] So I guess the first thing I gotta teach you is how to punch, because you can fuck up your hand if you don't know how to do it properly.
Gotcha, okay. [ sniff. ] So I guess the first thing I gotta teach you is how to punch, because you can fuck up your hand if you don't know how to do it properly.
Hold on. [ she balances the plate in one hand before reaching over to rearrange lili's fist so she doesn't immediately break her thumb on impact. ]
Better. Make sure you keep it like that.
Better. Make sure you keep it like that.


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