coastal: (✧ peons.)
Lady Lili "chad energy fuckboy" An ([personal profile] coastal) wrote2016-01-09 06:57 pm

voicemail.

[Following the "record your voicemail at the beep" message--]

What? Who gave you the right to order me around? -- W-Wait, was that the beep?

I wasn't prepared--!! [a whispered hiss:] How do you get this thing to stop-?!

[Beep!

You know the drill! IC Inbox for voice/video/action threads for whatever occasion.]
adornmental: (stares directly into the sun)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST A STRAIGHT-UP "NO". Kashuu goes quiet too after that, since he really doesn't know what to say, but at least what she meant becomes clear as she keeps talking.]

Oh. [Oh. ...Well, that sort of statement isn't very surprising, coming from her.]

...Yeah, but I guess that's the kinda thing they love to do. Making people upset or whatever. It's a preeetty gross hobby to have!
adornmental: (let's rumble)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK, Hijikata asked him to beg for forgiveness and tied him to a toilet after, as far as he's concerned he deserves everything he gets...]

Mmmhm. Y'know, I guess you could say I've been fighting that kinda thing for a while, so it really makes me mad to see. [A TAGTEAM OF EQUALISTS.

Though this gets him thinking - always a dangerous thing - and after a pause, he adds:]
...It's pretty weird though, isn't it? They must really not see us as a threat at all, even though I know they aren't totally impossible to beat. They would've tried wiping those gods out, otherwise.
adornmental: (hell no)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, I think I heard someone say that these guys have lots of business in other places too, though. I dunno if they really need us. They're some crazy multi-planet corporation, y'know?

[...But hold on a second there, let him just briefly derail--]

Hey... What exactly were you back where you came from? I couldn't figure it out.

[Between her violent bouncing between acting like she'd never had fresh water before and being right at home in a spa?!]
adornmental: (yo!)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
I guess... You'd have to talk to Mutsu about those things. [Merchant sword and all... He's with the police, he has no idea how businesses work!

But.

More importantly... this conversation is taking a weird turn?! What kind of reveal is this. Maybe he should ask more questions when the topics are immediately relevant instead of waiting 500 years??]


Pro-mise! That sort of thing isn't my style. [It's true, at least!] I treat people based on how I like 'em, not where they came from.
adornmental: (nope!)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He makes that face every time Mutsu is involved with anything, so he sure doesn't fault her for it...

BUT YEP that entire thing sure... sure makes zero sense to him. A general? A tribe? This is sounding like some Ye Olde times here, which isn't surprising considering she'd been confused by the lights of the city initially, but still. And if a general is in charge, are they a warring nation? But then she talks about gardens and sights like that's the primary draw, so he's assuming that probably isn't the case?! HE HAS NO CLUE.

Then again, from what he remembers of those early, early years, pretty much every area had been warring even if they had other specialties. Maybe it's the same... But like a true moron, he doesn't ask any of that. Instead, first and foremost:]


Hey! Your eyes really do match where you come from then, huh? [Ocean eyes, water tribe... Why is he so embarrassing??]

It sounds like it'd be a super impressive place. What kinda gardens? What are the best sights? It's too bad - you probably don't have any pictures or anything, right? I wouldn't mind seeing something like that.
adornmental: (hmm)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He's just GRINNING AWAY LIKE A PUNK HERE don't mind him...

But that look fades into something softer and more curious as she continues talking. He's attuned to these things, so he can tell how much she loves her homeland just based on that alone. It's nice, he thinks - he loves listening to people talk about what they love.]


It'd be nice if I could see something like that. Maybe once we get back home, you can take a camera with you and send me some photos!

[Will wi-fi stretch across dimensions?? Time to find out.]
adornmental: (KEEP UP GRANDPA)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
They are! [Probably not powerful enough to actually do what he's making it sound like they can do, though...

But he'll helpfully whip out his own phone - which looks like a dang dessert - and slide the mask up to his elbow so he can start flipping through pictures with his free hand.]


See? You can take pictures of pretty much whatever you want and save 'em or send 'em to other people!

[His photos are slews of animals, cute desserts, and like 1000 selfies...]
adornmental: (let me take a selfie)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Good thing Kashuu's shameless with a capital S...]

Yep! Selfies are super in, so everyone who wants to be someone on the fashion scene has to know how to take good ones!

[She should see his phone directly after he tries to take a new one... Then it's 1000 of just one selfie. But he deletes the failed shots so he at least looks glamorous in all of them! Good work, Kashuu.]

But yeah, that's how you do it. Where's yours? I'll show you how to open both cameras.
adornmental: (well duh)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-28 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lili's take on Cerealia fashion is starting off through Kashuu lenses and that could be either a good or a bad thing...

But this phone is so sad?! He leans in automatically, nose wrinkling.]


...I'll show you how to set your wallpapers later, too. Like, when we get out. [At least he still remembers they're on a Mission here.]

But yeah! A front one and a back one. See, you press this button here to turn on the back one-- [Which he'll show! The screen will probably then be filled with an image of Lili's feet or Kashuu's pants or a patch of dirt or her fingers, depending on where they are.]

And you press this little camera icon to take a picture! Easy, right? Give it a try.
adornmental: (bzzt wrong answer)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-29 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Lili, why... He sighs, lifts his own phone up, and--]

...There! [Snap!

When he turns his phone screen to Lili, there's a rather pretty shot of a string of carnival lights.]


You can always find something to take a picture of.
adornmental: (he's judging someone's underwear)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-29 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Lili??? Giving her a look...]

I can, sure. You should try taking at least one picture too, though.
adornmental: (banished tbh)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-29 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGHS AND ROLLS HIS EYES...

But he won't press the matter further, at least. Instead, he'll hold his phone out again toward her.]


Then I'll show you the other camera, okay? You just need to go back to the first screen and press this little flippy button here.

[Which turns it to the front-facing camera, of course. Kashuu's at least holding it at a flattering angle because of course he is.]

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