voicemail.

[coastal]

[Following the "record your voicemail at the beep" message--]

What? Who gave you the right to order me around? -- W-Wait, was that the beep?

I wasn't prepared--!! [a whispered hiss:] How do you get this thing to stop-?!

[Beep!

You know the drill! IC Inbox for voice/video/action threads for whatever occasion.]

Comments

audio;

[coastal]

I don't!

[a lie but

listen, she can't admit that]

And why on earth can't you promise that?!

audio;

[echoistic]

Beeeeecause there are several ways to die, and while I am a one-man army with no plans on dying, even I'm not invincible to all of 'em?

audio;

[coastal]

I don't care.

You aren't allowed to die or treat your life so carelessly. It's unacceptable. I refuse to associate with hopeless people like that.

audio;

[echoistic]

Sooo... in the case I find myself in a situation where I have no ways to prevent my death, you want me to defy all laws of nature and possibly rewrite time to save myself?

audio;

[coastal]

You're giving a stupid answer to my serious demand.

That said, if such a thing is possible, then yes.

audio;

[echoistic]

Your wish is my command, lady!

... Not that I foresee myself developing that power anytime soon, but, y'know. I'll try, and it's the thought that counts, right?

audio;

[coastal]

[A deep, exasperated sigh.]

Just don't die, you buffoon.

audio;

[echoistic]

... Aww, you do care!

audio;

[coastal]

[GRAAAAAHHH]

I do not! Perish the thought immediately!

audio;

[echoistic]

Too late! The thought is permanently stuck in my mind! It's never going away!

audio;

[coastal]

[AND IN A VALIANT ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT-]

-- Did you have an actual reason for calling me?!

audio;

[echoistic]

[Wow, Lili. But he'll play nice and let her have her subject change.]

Do I need a reason?

audio;

[coastal]

Why.... wouldn't you have a reason?

[what.]

audio;

[echoistic]

... Um, are you familiar with the concept of wanting to talk to people just because?

audio;

[coastal]

[ . . . . . . ]

Are you asking if I'm familiar with being utterly useless?

audio;

[echoistic]

... You lead a really, really sad life, you know that?

audio;

[coastal]

[AND THAT'S THE FINAL STRAW.

She's hanging up with an aggravated huff. Bye.]