voicemail.

[coastal]

[Following the "record your voicemail at the beep" message--]

What? Who gave you the right to order me around? -- W-Wait, was that the beep?

I wasn't prepared--!! [a whispered hiss:] How do you get this thing to stop-?!

[Beep!

You know the drill! IC Inbox for voice/video/action threads for whatever occasion.]

Comments

[niceguypose]

I understand. Then I will express myself using words instead!

Lili, I care about you a lot and I am happy for our friendship! I appreciate it and you a lot!

[coastal]

I don't want that either!!!

[YOU MADE HER TRIPLE-EXCLAMATION POINT.]

[niceguypose]

Then what do you want, Lili? Please tell me! I need to know the best way to communicate how heartfelt our friendship is!

[coastal]

You don't need to communicate anything like that at all!

[niceguypose]

I do not?! But then what should I do with all of these warm feelings, that make me feel so happy just to know and be friends with you?!

[coastal]

Keep them to yourself obviously! I'm not interested in hearing them!

[that's a lie, she's keeping all these texts until the day she dies]

[niceguypose]

You are not?

Ah, I think that I understand now! I will reflect my feelings through my actions instead!

[coastal]

You don't need to do that either?! Stop trying so hard!

[Lee the Tryhard.]

[niceguypose]

But, that is part of my way of ninja, Lili! I absolutely must try as hard as I can, especially for friends who I treasure dearly in my heart!

[coastal]

What if I said that you've already made that PERFECTLY clear?

[niceguypose]

Then I would be so glad that you have taken those words to heart! But what happens when I find even more feelings to express?!

[coastal]

We'll deal with that when that time comes and not a moment sooner.

[she's so exhausted]

[niceguypose]

We will?!

Lili!!

Upon reading those words, I believe that I feel something new! It is an extra, newfound wave of appreciating you! And here I thought that I already appreciated this friendship as much as humanly possible...

I apologize for being wrong about such an important thing!!

[Poor Lili...]

[coastal]

No more! We're done with this conversation! Go run some laps or something, you overeager person!!

[She typed "buffoon" at first but then

felt bad

so that's where we are]

[niceguypose]

Good idea!! I will run one lap for every last thing I like about you and our friendship! It will be sure to be an enduring workout!

Until next time, please take care, Lili! I care about you a lot!

[He then abandons his Cerevice as he runs off.]