[He takes the sword, grin slipping into something a little more kind and less mocking.]
I won't! Promise.
[Lili is such a good girl, goodness... She's rude as hell, but she follows through and speaks her mind. Once he's done screwing around during this mission, he'll look forward to actually training her.
He stays where he is as she walks off, keeping a close eye on her. It wouldn't do to have her get sidetracked on the way there, or hurt before he can help. Breaking a promise like that would just be really uncool, so he plans to keep it.
It's hard not to laugh at the way she gets the guy's attention, but he doesn't waste a second. As soon as the guy turns, Kouha's taking off at a run, grabbing the guy by the arm and using the momentum to swing himself up and onto his shoulders.]
See? Told you it'd be easy!
[Maybe he should save the bragging for when the guy's actually down for the count. Right now, he just seems pissed to be giving a ride to this little freak.]
[He's like a little acrobat and Lili is simultaneously awed and jealous. The movement surprises her, making her startle a little bit as he then proceeds to
Nah, this is another distraction! See, he's totally confused now.
[That's a half-truth. He's totally making this up on the fly, and it's definitely a form of showing off. He's got an ego, and it's a problem.
The guy he's "distracting" seems pretty pissed, but he can't seem to decide which of them to focus on now. Which one is the real problem? Kouha takes the chance to throw his weight backwards, overbalancing them until they start falling over. Watch out, Lili!]
Still though, Lili's been training since she arrived so if nothing else she's at least more agile. It takes a moment to pick up her skirts with one hand but then she's dashing out of the way even as Kouha and the brute come crashing down to the floor in the next moment.]
[Kouha manages to move back enough that he doesn't get knocked out by the skin of his teeth. The man he's been piggybacking on isn't so lucky, and he's out like a light when Kouha crawls off him and onto his feet.]
Well, it's not bad to have fun while you work, is it?
[He laughs. He has no sense of irony right now. This doesn't even register on his "stuff is going down" radar, so he feels no need to be serious whatsoever.
Kouha reaches over the man's body, pulling one sword out of his hand and the other from his belt. He holds one out to Lili, grinning like they just won a footrace or something equally normal.]
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I won't! Promise.
[Lili is such a good girl, goodness... She's rude as hell, but she follows through and speaks her mind. Once he's done screwing around during this mission, he'll look forward to actually training her.
He stays where he is as she walks off, keeping a close eye on her. It wouldn't do to have her get sidetracked on the way there, or hurt before he can help. Breaking a promise like that would just be really uncool, so he plans to keep it.
It's hard not to laugh at the way she gets the guy's attention, but he doesn't waste a second. As soon as the guy turns, Kouha's taking off at a run, grabbing the guy by the arm and using the momentum to swing himself up and onto his shoulders.]
See? Told you it'd be easy!
[Maybe he should save the bragging for when the guy's actually down for the count. Right now, he just seems pissed to be giving a ride to this little freak.]
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totally goof off
dude, wtf.]
Wh-What? How is that any kind of productive?!
Are you just showing off?!
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[That's a half-truth. He's totally making this up on the fly, and it's definitely a form of showing off. He's got an ego, and it's a problem.
The guy he's "distracting" seems pretty pissed, but he can't seem to decide which of them to focus on now. Which one is the real problem? Kouha takes the chance to throw his weight backwards, overbalancing them until they start falling over. Watch out, Lili!]
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Still though, Lili's been training since she arrived so if nothing else she's at least more agile. It takes a moment to pick up her skirts with one hand but then she's dashing out of the way even as Kouha and the brute come crashing down to the floor in the next moment.]
D-Do you enjoy just making a spectacle...?!
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Well, it's not bad to have fun while you work, is it?
[He laughs. He has no sense of irony right now. This doesn't even register on his "stuff is going down" radar, so he feels no need to be serious whatsoever.
Kouha reaches over the man's body, pulling one sword out of his hand and the other from his belt. He holds one out to Lili, grinning like they just won a footrace or something equally normal.]
Here, this one's yours!