[Is it really fine?? He notices that, but he doesn't say anything just yet, instead waving from where he's... lying on his back, upside down on this beanbag.]
The knives are all gone, too.
[Just in case she hadn't noticed that yet. YAY MURDER VETERANS. He's exasperated but like, in a fond way, since he still loves humans.]
Manage to get any sleep?
The knives are all gone, too.
[Just in case she hadn't noticed that yet. YAY MURDER VETERANS. He's exasperated but like, in a fond way, since he still loves humans.]
Manage to get any sleep?
[LILI. Somehow he doesn't seem too surprised?! But that's good to know.]
Taako may have one or two. He took a bunch on the ship to keep the rest of us from grabbing them, and so he could keep cooking. No idea who may have taken the darts, though.
[He hopes no one does a dart murder on a bus, god please don't be messy.]
Taako may have one or two. He took a bunch on the ship to keep the rest of us from grabbing them, and so he could keep cooking. No idea who may have taken the darts, though.
[He hopes no one does a dart murder on a bus, god please don't be messy.]
Pointy ears, blond hair! Very talkative.
[Says Wei Wuxian, the eternal chatterbox that doesn't shut up. That said, he gives Lili a curious look. A KNIFE HE CAN UNDERSTAND.]
Why a dart?
[Says Wei Wuxian, the eternal chatterbox that doesn't shut up. That said, he gives Lili a curious look. A KNIFE HE CAN UNDERSTAND.]
Why a dart?
[HE STARTED FIGHTING IN A WAR WHEN HE WAS A TEEN SO THIS DOESN'T FAZE HIM AT ALL terrible.]
I think it'd be easier to just kill them with your hands if things came to that. A good strike to the right pressure point would do as much damage and be easier to get at in a high-tension state.
I think it'd be easier to just kill them with your hands if things came to that. A good strike to the right pressure point would do as much damage and be easier to get at in a high-tension state.
[trust me, i wish wwx wouldn't.]
A good one is right here! [He turns his head a little, pointing to the area behind his ear.]
And if you manage to get close enough to someone for it, hitting upward from underneath the nose can kill someone, too.
A good one is right here! [He turns his head a little, pointing to the area behind his ear.]
And if you manage to get close enough to someone for it, hitting upward from underneath the nose can kill someone, too.
They can be non-lethal, but that requires a little more control over how much pressure you use and where you hit. If you want something that would incapacitate every time, a solid punch to the temple should work! Or a groin kick.
[TRIED AND TRUE.]
[TRIED AND TRUE.]
[DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT.]
None of us asked to be the only group trapped by very virile demons, you know. [FIRST AND FOREMOST. If it was just him he would care 0% but HIS FELLOW THOTS!!]
—Anyway, I handled matters of the spirit realm. A cultivator! We take care of the undead, ghosts, things like that.
None of us asked to be the only group trapped by very virile demons, you know. [FIRST AND FOREMOST. If it was just him he would care 0% but HIS FELLOW THOTS!!]
—Anyway, I handled matters of the spirit realm. A cultivator! We take care of the undead, ghosts, things like that.
To be fair, I doubt anyone would want to openly express that sort of thing to a group of strangers, especially when we'd already assessed it wasn't a likely threat.
[THERE IS A 10 YEAR OLD HERE and even stdemons have lines they don't cross apparently. He also hates that it became a spectacle though wow can't believe Wen Ning's boyfriend ruined Wei Wuxian's opinion of him in one single outburst.]
—Immortal? [That has him cocking his head to the side, though, curious.] Some cultivators can reach immortality, but it's not our natural state. Why - do you have immortal dealings with spirits in your world?
[THERE IS A 10 YEAR OLD HERE and even stdemons have lines they don't cross apparently. He also hates that it became a spectacle though wow can't believe Wen Ning's boyfriend ruined Wei Wuxian's opinion of him in one single outburst.]
—Immortal? [That has him cocking his head to the side, though, curious.] Some cultivators can reach immortality, but it's not our natural state. Why - do you have immortal dealings with spirits in your world?
[Thanks Lili he feels that solidarity of calling Anaido stupid in his bones. He pauses for a second, considering, and then:]
Well, I can't disagree with that. You're a very level-headed person! Too late to undo that mess now, but it's a good lesson moving forward, hah.
[Lesson of the day: tell people you banged demons.]
You can cultivated to immortality, so it's not an incorrect conclusion to draw, really. But what made you think of that?
Well, I can't disagree with that. You're a very level-headed person! Too late to undo that mess now, but it's a good lesson moving forward, hah.
[Lesson of the day: tell people you banged demons.]
You can cultivated to immortality, so it's not an incorrect conclusion to draw, really. But what made you think of that?
Haha, things would certainly be much easier if no one kept things hidden! A straightforward conversation is always the best kind.
[Does he trust it to happen here? Absolutely not but damn can he hope.
He likes her wild levels of honesty though IT'S REFRESHING.]
Fair enough! He wasn't wrong, in any case. But you do have to train quite hard to reach immortality - ah, in my world, anyway. I'd much rather explore the world and help out those who need it than seclude myself on a mountain meditating for years. That sounds horribly boring, anyway.
[Does he trust it to happen here? Absolutely not but damn can he hope.
He likes her wild levels of honesty though IT'S REFRESHING.]
Fair enough! He wasn't wrong, in any case. But you do have to train quite hard to reach immortality - ah, in my world, anyway. I'd much rather explore the world and help out those who need it than seclude myself on a mountain meditating for years. That sounds horribly boring, anyway.
[THEY'RE HERE IN HELL and Wei Wuxian absolutely doesn't trust a single damn thing any of the beings that greeted them said, but you know what? Life's okay when you have rabbits.
Which is to say, when Lili moseys past the rabbit office next, she'll find one (1) ye olde fantasy Chinese cosplayer splayed out across the ground. There's a rabbit on his face, one on his chest, and one that's tucked itself neatly under his armpit. He may or may not be dead, considering how still he's being... Until he pipes up, anyway.]
—If you want to pet one, feel free to take whichever you'd like! They're all equally soft, I promise.
[He can't even fckin see who he's talking to.]
Which is to say, when Lili moseys past the rabbit office next, she'll find one (1) ye olde fantasy Chinese cosplayer splayed out across the ground. There's a rabbit on his face, one on his chest, and one that's tucked itself neatly under his armpit. He may or may not be dead, considering how still he's being... Until he pipes up, anyway.]
—If you want to pet one, feel free to take whichever you'd like! They're all equally soft, I promise.
[He can't even fckin see who he's talking to.]
[The true way to a tsuntsun's heart... Through food, revolution or small cute animals.]
Ah, it's Lili! [He says, still not removing the rabbit from his face.] What do you think? They're cute, aren't they? And so soft! Docile, too - as long as you don't take them out of here, apparently.
Ah, it's Lili! [He says, still not removing the rabbit from his face.] What do you think? They're cute, aren't they? And so soft! Docile, too - as long as you don't take them out of here, apparently.


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