[As soon as she notices it, she's looking over at it with barely restrained excitement, but she also feels too awkward to ask if she can use it at any point in the future, so.]
You play?
You play?
[After a second of staring:]
...That thing is going to poop everywhere.
...That thing is going to poop everywhere.
[He is PUTTING HIS HAT ON THANKS]
If that thing poops on me, I'm cooking it.
If that thing poops on me, I'm cooking it.
HIS HAT.
[ beau hollers at the top of her lungs. the chicken is now her favorite camper. ]
[ beau hollers at the top of her lungs. the chicken is now her favorite camper. ]
I've learned not to be surprised.
[But she at least seems relieved that Lili isn't going to do that. Anyways!]
Okay, there are only four beds, so...
[But she at least seems relieved that Lili isn't going to do that. Anyways!]
Okay, there are only four beds, so...
Yeah. Classical, you?
[belph is immediately her favorite person]
[belph is immediately her favorite person]
[ ... ]
Her hat? It doesn't matter, I love her.
Her hat? It doesn't matter, I love her.
I can try to get it out of the box but no promises on making sure it doesn't like, get fucked up.
[he claps his hands together in a praying gesture.]
You're my only hope, Beau! I'll try not to cry too much—if I get any tools around here, I can probably repair it anyway.
But, uh, I would love it more if you didn't damage it.
You're my only hope, Beau! I'll try not to cry too much—if I get any tools around here, I can probably repair it anyway.
But, uh, I would love it more if you didn't damage it.
Edited 2020-06-07 18:57 (UTC)
As long as she doesn't poop on me, she'll be fine.
[>T >T >T
He's not taking the threat seriously at all btw]
[>T >T >T
He's not taking the threat seriously at all btw]
[ i was literally just in the middle of going wait, is it cardboard ]
Oh - yeah. You're right. [ well, she'll just go rip all this cardboard off then. at top strength. and then yeet the cardboard off into the distance. ]
Oh - yeah. You're right. [ well, she'll just go rip all this cardboard off then. at top strength. and then yeet the cardboard off into the distance. ]
Wait, what? Do I look like I know anything about coops?
There's a whole like, outside. She can be out there. Free like a wild chicken.
There's a whole like, outside. She can be out there. Free like a wild chicken.


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