[ fear the deer cabin ]

[coastal]

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week 0, sunday sunday sunday

[coastal]

[there is the gentle sound of clucking coming from the inside and upon entering, along with everyone's stuff, they will find a chicken wearing a tiny, tiny helmet atop the boxes. lili, for all of her unimpressed griping, is just going to gasp - ]

Kazakiri?!

[this is fine

she's also going to notice the beds and immediately fling her fanny pack onto one of the top bunks, screw you guys that's dibs

and now she'll collect her chicken]

[axilium]

[belph just kind of smiles at the helmet chicken because what the heckie?? but then he

groans when he sees the box. sorry about the grand piano in the room (in a box), guys.]

Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to get that out...?

[successives]

[As soon as she notices it, she's looking over at it with barely restrained excitement, but she also feels too awkward to ask if she can use it at any point in the future, so.]

You play?

[axilium]

Yep. You too?

[successives]

Yeah. Classical, you?

[belph is immediately her favorite person]

[disreguarded]

What is it? Is that a piano? [ squint. ]

[axilium]

Yeah, I built it back home. [as he just stares blearily. he is not strong enough for this...] It was what I had in the last game.

[successives]

[After a second of staring:]

...That thing is going to poop everywhere.

[coastal]

Why the hell would I keep her in here? Don't be stupid.

[successives]

I've learned not to be surprised.

[But she at least seems relieved that Lili isn't going to do that. Anyways!]

Okay, there are only four beds, so...

[shortforever]

[He is PUTTING HIS HAT ON THANKS]

If that thing poops on me, I'm cooking it.

[coastal]

Say that again and lose your tongue.

She's not staying in here but if anything happens to her, I'll find you.

[wow good first impression]

[shortforever]

As long as she doesn't poop on me, she'll be fine.

[>T >T >T

He's not taking the threat seriously at all btw]

[disreguarded]

HIS HAT.

[ beau hollers at the top of her lungs. the chicken is now her favorite camper. ]

[coastal]

Does no one know the difference between a chicken and a rooster.

[KAZAKIRI IS A GIRL]

[disreguarded]

[ ... ]

Her hat? It doesn't matter, I love her.

/revives this for week 1 Friday stupidity

[shortforever]

[So after Everything today, Chuuya returns to his cabin to find a small new friend. ]

...the hell is this thing?

[He's just. staring at it.

COME COMPARE CUTE THINGS]

[axilium]

[belph's...]

Wow. Guess this place is getting more crowded.

[shortforever]

Why stuffed animals though?

[He won't say they're cute. They absolutely are cute, but booo to admitting to things being cute.]

[axilium]

Considering how these tend to go, "why not?" is probably the better question.

[successives]

[She glances over his way once she finds hers.]

Huh. I kind of thought we'd all get deer.

[axilium]

Congrats on being the only true deer, I guess.

[successives]

[Sage nod.]

Sucks that the rest of you have to get out of my house now.

[shortforever]

Why didn't we all get deer? That would at least make sense.

Also I swear, if any of these are like "throw this at a dead body to revive them" then I'm gonna kick all three of their mysterious asses.

[successives]

[She shrugs.]

Even if it were, to do that, we'd have to know where the dead body is.