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Lady Lili "chad energy fuckboy" An ([personal profile] coastal) wrote2020-06-07 02:50 pm
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-06-30 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[thank you for the napkin, but he reels back in fear (in general, not of her).]

Don't say that! Even if we manage to get out of here, I'm gonna die on my next job. Demons are really scary, you know!
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-06-30 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[he wishes he could be that confident. in that regard she's leveled up so much more than him.]

It was for a year . . . But I've been surviving on luck this whole time, and that's bound to run out sooner than later.
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-06-30 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
What else could it be?

[as if to make a joke out of him, another brief memory flashes through them:

An enormous demon with three arms sprouting from its back, each armed with a giant sickle, looms over you. It wipes the saliva leaking from its Glasgow smile as it says, "First, I'll use this sickle to gouge out your eyeballs. Then I'll dig out your tongue. Afterwards . . . "

You're so afraid that you can no longer take it. The sound of a thread snapping echoes in your head, heralding the darkness that quickly claims you as you fall unconscious.

You then wake with a cry at the sound of something hitting the ground. Looking around your surroundings, you notice three things: the sword you hid behind your back is now in your hand; the white kimono you've disguised yourself in is covered in blood; and the demon's head lies next to your feet.

Releasing a shrill scream so loud as to create a tremor in the mountainous forest, you leap away. Your foot catches the demon's head and it rolls across the ground, flicking blood from its open wound.

Beside yourself with fear, you wail, "No! What's this? What's this? What's this? Why is it suddenly dead? I hate this! I've had enough!"


zenitsu gasps loudly.]

See!
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Zenitsu, who has no issues with understanding his warped perception of that night's events, has yet to come down from the fearful high of a demon encounter.]

What do you mean, what?

That was a demon—specifically, a demon with a taste for young beauties! If you'd been there, it would've eaten you on the spot!
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[okay. she would've tried to kill it, only for it to come back to life and eat her, making a widower out of ookurikara. there.]

What else? Demons can only be slain by sunlight or a nichirin blade. Since it was decapitated, Gramps must've taken care of it while I was unconscious.
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[he nods.]

You saw him earlier. He's my master.

That demon was going to eat a girl if I didn't do anything, so I promised to take care of it for her . . . Gramps must've caught up to me, because he scolded me afterward.
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
It does! It happened on the mountain where he lives. Also, that was a totally clean cut. Who else could've done it?
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[that makes two of them, because he doesn't believe it, either.]

I don't know how that got there, but you saw what happened. Even if I managed to draw the sword before passing out, there's no way I could've slain that demon.
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[もしもし?]

Never mind that. The point is, demons are seriously scary. They'll drink your brain juice while you're alive, because they think it's delicious. You don't want to run into one!
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You were thinking about doing that?
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-01 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You can visit! As long as it's in the day and not inside a dark building, you won't encounter any demons. How about it?
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[personal profile] swordflash 2020-07-03 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? If you're curious about Japan, I can show you around.

[assuming he's still alive by then.]