[ this tutorial bitch i hate tsuru ]

[coastal]

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week 0, friday

[coastal]

[gods she hates this. so much. it's honestly after everything is winding down and she's burned off a lot of her energy throwing herself at windows and doors that she'll wander off to see him]

I haven't seen your lover.

Or anyone besides you, me, and Ookurikara in general.

[so that's kinda rough. she misses kaoru.]

[preowned]

I can't believe Lune-chan left me on this carriage on my own.

[ he has received so many different answers on what vehicle they are on. ]

Terrible.

[coastal]

He grew tired of constantly summoning you meals and thought you should learn to be self-sufficient?

[no]

[preowned]

He didn't bring me food.

[ he sounds annoyed now ]

[coastal]

You snore too loudly when you sleep and he wanted rest without you?

[whY IS SHE

SO MEAN TO TSURU]

[preowned]

[ i fuckin hate this

HE LOOKS SO OFFENDED ]

I have never snored in my life.

[coastal]

You can't know that for sure. You're asleep, after all.

[tsuru literally did nothing to deserve this]

[preowned]

Cranes don't snore!

[ please stop scandalizing him ]

[coastal]

Do they not?

[okay she's

struggling to keep the laugh out of her voice now, so at least he'll have a clue that she's 100% just doing this to get a rise out of him]

week 0, monday

[coastal]

[anyway sometime after tasks go up and they've had breakfast and all that - lili is going to go find tsuru and mention, very casually:]

Hey. I'm about to break a rule.

[preowned]

I hope it's not the cleaning after yourself one?

[ lili be tidy ]

[coastal]

Do I look like a disgusting boar to you?

[NO!!!]

I'm on Team Purple Heart and my power is Draw the Line - illusions, essentially.

[it's been less than 24 hours]

[preowned]

Ah.

Try to guess for me.

[ this is fun. ]

[coastal]

You are terrible and I hope you slip in kitchen slop.

[TSURU YOU'RE KILLING YOUR LILI]

[preowned]

If you're very bad at it, I'll just tell you.

[ that's also terrible ]

[coastal]

[SHE

CLEARLY LOOKS MORE UPSET BY THIS]

I don't need your pity!

[FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY A GUESS]

Black Shadows!

[preowned]

Wrong.

[ i'm so sorry lili ]

week 6, post-trial

[coastal]

[that was so fucking much.

but they didn't auto-fail and lili is still so full of rage, but she's going to just immediately head for tsurumaru at the end of.... that.]

You're whole again? No problems?

[preowned]

I'm alright! Look!

[ he waves his arms for a bit and-- no glitching. ]

And you?

[coastal]

[she is going to

mimic the arm waves, without being bothered at all by her mobility, and beam back]

Amazing! No injuries at all! I haven't felt this free in weeks!

[HOW OFTEN DID SHE GET INJURED]

[preowned]

Perfect!

[ he's just going to

go and hug her again, laughing. ]

I never want to have a child.

[coastal]

[OH. she's going to try to steady herself by placing her hands on his shoulders and

fail to keep from laughing.

they shouldn't be in such high spirits they don't know if they're going to die tomorrow]

Your lover is a man, so don't worry about that.

[preowned]

We would have found a way.

[ they would just steal a baby, lili ]

I feel like I am more exhausted after that than I would have been after a fight.

[coastal]

[THEY WOULD JUST STEAL A BABY.]

Right?

I feel like it might still be a fight tomorrow, so we should be prepared?

[but she'll just pat his arm. he can stop hugging her now. she's going to get embarrassed.]

But it's true you've never been stuck making decisions with us like that before.

[not... a trial.... technically....]

[preowned]

[ he pats her arm back?? ]

We did a lot of discussions like that in the Campsco, but not under a time limit... it was interesting.

[ good thing he'll never have to do that again! ]